Review Information
Game Reviewed Super Mario Phone, by DJ Coco
Review Author Roo
Created May 31 2022, 1:06 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
This is, without a doubt, one of the games of all time.
Pros + It's very good at being very average
Cons - Get these SMB midis out of my ears this instant
5 / 10
The gameplay is extremely average. There's nothing particularly bad about it (the enemy hitboxes are a bit weird sometimes, maybe), but there's also nothing particularly good about it. It just... is.

The level design is the same way. Aside from a couple spots that feel a bit unfair, it's just... bleh. Doesn't raise a single emotion other than boredom (if that even is an emotion).
7 / 10
The graphics fit together well enough. There's definitely some stylistic disconnect here and there, but nothing severe.
3 / 10
The same drab, dreary, dull, dopey SMB midis we've all heard seventeen (thousand) times. Ew.
Final Words
5 / 10
An incredibly average game. Give it a whirl if you want to feel absolutely nothing for a fewteen minutes.

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