Game Reviewed | N/A, by N/A |
Review Author | Willsaber |
Created | Apr 14 2015, 8:21 PM |
Pros | - Isn't a virus |
Cons | - Poor graphical choices - Odd physics - Bad collision detection - Repetitive/boring boss fights - Lacks an obvious level goal (though you'll find it out yourself easily) - Little enemy variety - Unreliable combat - No powerups |
Gameplay 3 / 10 |
It's a platformer. Really, there's nothing more to say. You control Mario with the arrow keys, and jump with <SHIFT>. Pressing control throws a fireball that is not affected by gravity, and will kill an enemy on contact, however... quite often it doesn't do anything, which can lead to taking substantial damage if you're close to an enemy. The goal of each level is to head right and touch a pipe, which looks exactly like every other pipe in the game. As far as the physics go, Mario jumps too high, and moves too slow. The collision detection is okay, but there is some lag on the vertical collisions. The one angle of slope works great, though! |
Graphics 2 / 10 |
Blegh. The graphics in this game are all Super Mario World, Super Mario: All Stars, or a bad pipe sprite (which happens to be at an isometric angle). Combining two bad styles doesn't make a good one; really, I'm not sure why the developer didn't just use one of the many great styles on this site. There are a lot of poorly resized graphics here, most notably the bosses and large pipes. |
Sound 5 / 10 |
Umm... okay, I guess? The music is okay over-all, and the sound effects are Super Mario World, which aren't bad. |
Replay 1 / 10 |
Once was enough. XD |
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Super Mario Bros: Attack of Bowser --Bowser not included-- |
Comments |
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AsteriskX Apr 15 2015, 7:15 AM |
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I kind of lol'd when I read this review. XD I haven't played the game yet, but I'm sure I'll agree to so much of what you just typed. |
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SelfconsciousRelic Apr 15 2015, 12:24 PM |
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I am sorry.
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Willsaber Apr 15 2015, 10:20 PM |
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Quote (RoboticRetard on Apr 15 2015, 6:24 PM) I am sorry. I don't mean to seem negative, very few people make a great game off the bat! |
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