Review Information
Game Reviewed Five Nights at Wario's (DEMO), by WwwWario
Review Author Double Agent Luigifan
Created Jan 28 2015, 1:59 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview
One thing before I start - this is of the demo, not the full version. I an reviewing the only version of the game currently on here. When he releases the full version to MFGG,I will fully rewrite this review(if I feel in the mood to do it.)
This is the kind of game a FNAF fan creator would make. A generic game with two animatronics that pretty much do exactly the same thing, building architecture that is confusing, and boring gameplay.
Let me tell you guys something, I was yawning throughout this demo. I'm not reviewing the full game (apparently it's been released, but not to MFGG.) The game is so incredibly boring it's not even funny.
Okay, now the actual game.
Let me start with what you hear when you first start the game - the "Phone Guy". Why in every game is there this guy that tells you useless information and ensures you that everything will be all right when clearly you are in danger because the game is labeled horror?
And that apparently, incidents have happened before? And another thing, WwwWario, you aren't cut-out for voice acting at all, you pronounce some words wrong and don't really sound like a phone guy, if you know what I mean? I guess?
Next thing I should mention- the most important thing - the AI.
The animatronics(sorry, Wario and Waluigi) are spastic and really make no sense. Wario and Waluigi just teleport around the building, never trying to come in your room for some reason. Wario was so close to coming in but teleported to a different location.
The controls are a bit weird.
The mouse moves so slowly in this game you can't make any quick motions, if there was actually anything happening in the game at all.
The graphics are sort of like FNAF, but not in a good way. It looks like it was made in the 50s. Everything just looks outdated.
Oh yeah, and the second most important thing of a FNAF ripoff, the jumpscares
They are cheesy. It really sounds like someone going like OWOWOW. The jumpscares really are too slow to really make you jump, too, which is very unfortunate.
The conclusion, don't waste your bandwidth, time or hardrive space, this game adds nothing new to the already stupidly horrific (not scary, I mean not good) FNAF fandom. Really, the only people who would really enjoy this game are little kids and die-hard FNAF fans.
 
Pros +It kinda plays like FNAF? I don't really know, don't ask me. Ask someone else.
 
Cons -Incredibly boring. Really, nothing happens at all in this night, maybe an actually active night would fit more to reel people in for the full game.
-The Phone Guy talks way too long, it bores me. Just make it quick to the point. He keeps reiterating pointless things and that frustrates me.
-The game isn't hilarious or frightening. It doesn't have a spooky atmosphere, but it does try to make one. Wario just stands outside your door with no pupils. He does nothing, just teleports back to another location. The jumpscares aren't frightening, even though jumpscares shouldn't be the only thing that makes your horror game scary.
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
You really just click on things. Check back again, to see if it has changed. If there is a character next to the box you are in, or you see a flash and a obnoxious noise sound, just close your door. Not engaging and just comes out as boring.
 
Graphics
5 / 10
The graphics look really old and outdated, nothing special here. The characters themselves don't really have any changes from their regular selves. Wario and Waluigi look exactly the same except for the fact that they are void of any pupils at all. Not that creepy, mate.
 
Sound
6 / 10
There is not that much to complain about, other than the jumpscare noise is the same across both characters, and the other fact that it doesn't even sound like Wario. Wouldn't make more sense to just edit Wario's voice and put it into the game? Maybe put some reverb, lower the pitch, speed it up, at least something. This might be the highest scoring section of this game.
 
Replay
1 / 10
Why would you play this again? Or why would you play any other FNAF game after you've beaten it? The game gets predictable and looses it's novelty. (It looses it's novelty while you're playing it.) This will also get a 1/10 because there is nothing else you can do in a FNAF clone.
 
Final Words
3 / 10
Really, the only people who would really enjoy this game are little kids and die-hard FNAF fans.

Comments
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Astrakitu
Mar 26 2015, 5:08 AM
"The animatronics(sorry, Wario and Waluigi) are spastic and really make no sense" Please note that the word "spastic" is considered extremely offensive to British MFGG members. Watch your language.

"You really just click on things. Check back again, to see if it has changed. If there is a character next to the box you are in, or you see a flash and a obnoxious noise sound, just close your door. Not engaging and just comes out as boring." This is possibly the EXACT gameplay for FNAF. Did you compare it to the original game?

Wario and Waluigi having no pupils? Sounds like HEROBRINE...
And to WwwWario: I suggest you use Audacity and a couple of Wario and Waluigi sound packs for their voices.
 
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Double Agent Luigifan
Mar 28 2015, 12:45 AM
I'm not British, I'm American. We have differences in our cultures. Here over in the USA, it just usually means someone is uncontrollably moving their body parts.
(And hopefully you don't get shaken up over some stupid review on MFGG)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic#United_States
(I would also like you to know if I was intending to use the UK definition, it would make absolutely make no sense in that context, since they move fast and randomly, the contrary of a disabled person does.)

"This is the exact gameplay of FNAF." I don't like FNAF. It's uninteresting and boring. I thought hopefully this game would differentiate itself from FNAF and stand out, but I guess I was wrong.

And finally, Herobrine isn't scary at all. Plus, it doesn't even exist, and Notch has debunked it's existence many times. To add onto that, no texture or code in Minecraft relates to Herobrine at all.
 
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AsteriskX
Aug 17 2015, 1:05 PM
Quote (Double Agent Luigifan on Mar 28 2015, 12:45 AM)

And finally, Herobrine isn't scary at all. Plus, it doesn't even exist, and Notch has debunked it's existence many times. To add onto that, no texture or code in Minecraft relates to Herobrine at all.

Well said, I'm not sure why Herobrine had to brought up...But yeah, he doesn't exist...
Anyway...
This review probably sums up the game in a nutshell. Really, FNAF is a bad game and to be brutally honest this game is probably just the same with Mario characters. Looking at videos of the game, I'm pretty sure it would basically just be this review clumped into a game.
 
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Thegamerguy1986 
Jul 29 2016, 8:32 AM
Quote (AsteriskX on Aug 17 2015, 1:05 PM)
Well said, I'm not sure why Herobrine had to brought up...But yeah, he doesn't exist...
Anyway...
This review probably sums up the game in a nutshell. Really, FNAF is a bad game and to be brutally honest this game is probably just the same with Mario characters. Looking at videos of the game, I'm pretty sure it would basically just be this review clumped into a game.

Thats right
 
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