Review Information
Game Reviewed (DEMO) Catch The Mario, by MarioMania2460
Review Author Fun With Despair
Created Jan 10 2018, 6:27 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
And so begins my descent into alcoholism.

Honestly, this review isn't going to be particularly long or interesting, because surprise: the game isn't any of those things itself.

The only thing it IS, is downright terrible.

Easily one of the worst games on the entire site right now, which is saying a lot.
 
Pros +Not malware
 
Cons -This is the kind of game that makes you legitimately question your sanity. You will lie on your floor, plastic jug of vodka shaking in your hand, and pray to forget.

But you won't.
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
Anyway, now that we're on to the actual review, jokes aside, it's nothing.

Marios bounce around, you click the ones that aren't mad and get a hundred points.

It never gets harder or more interesting than that. I'd say more but there's outright nothing here to comment on.
 
Graphics
1 / 10
It's bad, boys.

Distorted Mario heads float through the abyss, some with angry eyebrows, some without.

And none of it looks good. There's a background I guess, and some brick walls, but it all looks like low effort stock garbage.

The real kicker is how little they cared about this. The "angry Marios" have their eyebrows drawn over the PNG with MS Paint. Like really, you can't even be bothered to TRY?

Whatever.
 
Sound
1 / 10
Turn down your volume before you open this, because the one song in the game is so LOUD.

There's also a super loud WAHOO for clicking a Mario, but with the lack of variety, along with the disproportionate volume...

Well, I'm not going to honor this game with a single score over a 1.
 
Replay
1 / 10
Don't make me laugh.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
I need to catch a bottle of headache pills.

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