Review Information
Game Reviewed N/A, by N/A
Review Author Mors
Created Apr 12 2015, 5:52 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
This game actually got a 1.5. I'm feeling generous today so I'll round up to 2.
 
Pros + Similar to really old fangames
+ Graphics are not terrible
+ HUD
+ Playable.
+ Not that bad, I think.
 
Cons - Similar to really old fangames.
- Effortless
- Bad music
- Really bad physics and controls
- Really really bad level design
- Easy and uninspired bosses
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
First of all, the controls are horrible. When you press direction keys Mario will change direction instantly. Also, there are lots of weird glitches makes this game even worse. For an example, when you try to hit ? blocks, you get stuck for a second. And ? blocks just have coins, so they have no point, since coins do nothing at all. And the design of levels is really bad. There are randomly placed diagonal pipes, ? blocks and Goombas with bad AI. That's not level design, that's just laziness. Ok, the level design of 1-4 and 2-1 is different but they are short and they still suck. And the boss of world 1 is pretty bad and easy.
After the level 2-1, you fight with a really easy final boss and THE END. That's all. Thankfully...

Oh and Mario can shoot flying fireballs too, but that's only required to beat bosses. So yeah, they are pretty much useless. And sometimes Mario can't shoot fireballs for no reason, lol.
 
Graphics
4 / 10
The logo is terrible. Do you really think it looks okay? Same for every other text in this game. They look like added using paint. And the tiles are typical SMW tiles mixed with a slightly clashing green pipe. We also meet their bigger pixelated versions later. And all backgrounds are just boring and clashing gradients.
And bosses are just some scaled pixely sprites.

But the HUD is actually pretty neat. It looks simple and I think that's the point of it. A custom healthbar would look nicer but SM64 one works too.
 
Sound
3 / 10
All sounds are typical Mario stuff, but the game uses MIDI music. Seriously, people used to use it like 10 years ago. And MIDIs this game uses doesn't sound nice. They are not too bad but still bad.
 
Replay
1 / 10
No. Every level is a copy of each other and there is nothing adds some replay value. If this game had more varied level design and some kind of collectibles (Such as Star Coins or Green Stars.) I would give it a 6 or 7.
 
Final Words
2 / 10
Ermm, I don't know what to say.

Comments
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SelfconsciousRelic
Apr 13 2015, 2:57 PM
Thank you for the review. I'll try to improve on my next game.
 
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