Review Information
Game Reviewed Paper Mario 3D Land, by DJ Coco
Review Author trollol333
Created Mar 16 2015, 3:12 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
This game looks very nice... If only I could say it about the gameplay. Oh boy, the completely unfair and punishing gameplay.
 
Pros -Very nice visuals.
-A nice variety of power-ups.
-Good controls.
 
Cons -Really unfair jumps and enemy placements.
-Frustrating as hell deaths.
-Level design that will make you rip your hair out.
 
Impressions
Gameplay
3 / 10
The controls feel very responsive! But the level design is immensely punishing.

A good example is the boo mansion in world 2. There are platfroms that appear if you get close enough to them.Sometimes you have to leap of faith to get another one.

Also, the ghosts here are almost impossible to avoid, plus they take away 4 hp a hit, and since after death you start with 10 hp, this level is keyboard breaking frustrating.

And that level is as far as I went before ragequiting, so I'm sure that there is more unfair stuff later on.
 
Graphics
7 / 10
The graphics are nice. These are basically copy pasted from mario games. Good stuff, although mario fans probably have seen these graphics many times.
 
Sound
7 / 10
Just like the graphics the music is also copy pasted from mario games.
 
Replay
2 / 10
Well, counting in the fact the levels are so freaking unfair, this game is not replayable at all.

Do you know the feeling when replaying your favourite game, and then remembering "Oh wait, later on there is this level that I really don't like"? Well, that is this entire game.
 
Final Words
5 / 10
This game looks very fun, however once you actually start playing it, you'll quickly find that the gameplay is not fun and not fair.

Comments
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Astrakitu
Mar 30 2015, 4:25 AM
That looks like a very obvious review. Unfair stuff? He did some hard work on it. Actually, I find this review very harsh. Reported.
 
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Ryan Silberman
Oct 5 2015, 10:45 PM
Quote (Jaden1291 on Mar 30 2015, 4:25 AM)
That looks like a very obvious review. Unfair stuff? He did some hard work on it. Actually, I find this review very harsh. Reported.

"He"?
 
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TheTwelfthRocket
Dec 12 2015, 8:39 PM
Quote (Jaden1291 on Mar 30 2015, 4:25 AM)
That looks like a very obvious review. Unfair stuff? He did some hard work on it. Actually, I find this review very harsh. Reported.


Whoop dee freakin' doo if you think this review is harsh. Its nothing to report about. He is right in my opinion. Everyone has their own opinions. In my eyes, this game is far from being one of the best games on here. If it is a load of nonsense, report it. If it's harsh, DON'T.
 
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