Review Information
Game Reviewed N/A, by N/A
Review Author RaymanFan1995
Created Feb 19 2015, 4:22 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Can this even be called a game? You just tap the "A" key over and over, a white blob comes in and kills you, and then the app resets.

I'm only writing a review so I can hopefully save innocent people from downloading this mistake.
 
Pros +....Um....
 
Cons -Far too short, and there's no possible way to win.
-Graphics and animations are just lazy as all hell
-The staff here at MFGG only accept games if they are playable. Despite the rules saying submissions must have effort put into them, the staff like to ignore that rule and just accept any game that technically functions, as bad as it may be. And this game right here is the perfect example of that.
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
What gameplay? Oh, you mean tapping a key over and over for 10 seconds? Didn't know we could call that "gameplay".
 
Graphics
1 / 10
Lazy. This would even look bad on a Magnavox Odyssey. It hurts my eyes.
 
Sound
1 / 10
Creepy ambiance noise. That's about it.
 
Replay
1 / 10
Why would anyone play this a first time!?
 
Final Words
1 / 10
Why is this on the site!? This isn't even a game! It's just a tech demo to prove that modern-day computers are capable of running apps from before the Magnavox Odyssey era, which is what this feels like. I know I gave Pickleboy a lot of flack for not putting any effort into his games, but at least his games are actual games! You have a chance of winning or losing, which technically make them games, as horrible as they may be.

This....THING doesn't even deserve a 1. Hell, it doesn't even deserve a score. I'm only giving it a 1 because you can't go any lower.

Comments
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LSF Games
Feb 20 2015, 9:52 PM
Quiiick question.....


Have you heard of satire?
You seem to take this game a tad too serious.

This game seems to be a parody of terrible creepypasta games out there.
Maybe you should check the purpose of the game, before rating it.
Heck, even giving this game a rating defies its purpose...
 
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RaymanFan1995
Feb 21 2015, 2:37 AM
I review games based on my honest opinion. If you like the game, that's great. Can I see why you or anyone else would? No. But that doesn't mean I'm going to keep you from having your own opinion.
 
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Ryan Silberman
Feb 23 2015, 3:22 AM
Quote (LSF Games on Feb 20 2015, 9:52 PM)
Quiiick question.....


Have you heard of satire?
You seem to take this game a tad too serious.

This game seems to be a parody of terrible creepypasta games out there.
Maybe you should check the purpose of the game, before rating it.
Heck, even giving this game a rating defies its purpose...

Satire? SATIRE? I made a game last Halloween called onions.exe. Look at that then come back here and say this is satire. This isn't satire. It's just insulting and pathetic.
 
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