Review Information
Game Reviewed N/A, by N/A
Review Author DJ Coco
Created Jun 25 2016, 4:53 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Super Mario 64 has been updated by Blutorus for PS4, Xbox One and PC - at a silky smooth 60 frames per second. Clearly, a game for the ages.
 
Pros + Doritos
+ 420
+ Smoke weed
+ Mario350
+ Small Loan of a Million Dollars
+ SiIvaGunner
+ The memes
 
Cons - No emojis
 
Impressions
Gameplay
8 / 10
The gameplay is as tight as the original Super Mario 64. You can triple jump, walljump, longjump - heck, there's probably a jump that makes you breakfast, I don't know! On top of all this, you can use Doritos and Mountain Dew to soar through the skies - I always thought weed got you high but given Snoop Dogg is on the screen too, I'm not entirely sure that wasn't involved as well.
 
Graphics
7 / 10
The graphics are handdrawn, like Wario Land: Shake It!, and it's absolutely beautiful to look at. Some sprites are ripped, but it all comes together. The explosions don't look like pizza, so that's nice.
 
Sound
10 / 10
The music consists of acapella and high-quality rips. There's also a ton of sound effects which all sound like they were ripped straight from SM64. Clearly, a lot of effort went into the sound department of this game.
 
Replay
5 / 10
I wish there were more worlds. Unfortunately, the game is relatively short, but hey - at least the credits aren't twice as long as the main game.
 
Final Words
8 / 10
Too much water

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