Review Information
Game Reviewed Mario Revived #1, by theblackwolf
Review Author Mors
Created Jul 31 2014, 5:09 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
First of all, the game starts with a poor drawing of a cat. SERIOUSLY? Then a clashy title screen comes. Then...
 
Pros ...umm
 
Cons ...everything?
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
Everything is bad about this game. Level design is awful, Mario slips like he's on ice and the game is very boring. And controls are your worst enemy, it's so awkward, it's impossible to play, what was theblackwolf thinking?! Also there are some debug buttons which gives you 100 lives or a starman or a flower. And the cucumber man, it's the worst idea I've ever seen. Why would anyone want to play as a weird poorly drawn cucumber man? WHY? WHAT'S THE POINT?
 
Graphics
1 / 10
Everything looks horrible because everything looks blurry or clashing. My eyes would puke if they could.
 
Sound
1 / 10
Classic HE3 music and sounds.
 
Replay
1 / 10
I just wasted my time while playing this.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
Don't play this. Please, no, don't click that download button.

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