Review Information
Game Reviewed N/A, by N/A
Review Author Xandalf
Created Apr 2 2015, 2:21 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Mario Learns about Text is a text document in a compressed file. It is apparently a text thing that is supposed to look like Mario. Uh, that's it. I can't really go into much more detail.
 
Pros + Can make you chuckle if you have a relatively bad sense of humor.
 
Cons - Not a real game
- No music
- No gameplay
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
Well, there is no gameplay. All you do is look at a text document and then... that's it. In fact, at least from what I see, this text doesn't even resemble Mario. The thumbnail is lying.
 
Graphics
1 / 10
Well, the graphics are really the only thing that exists in this game. You can 'read' a bunch of letters and that's it really. Like said above, it doesn't even resemble Mario.
 
Sound
1 / 10
Hah. Point is, there is no sound. You can't put sound in Text Documents, anyway.
 
Replay
1 / 10
I would never play this game again. I deleted it from my computer instantly. Seriously, there's no variety or anything.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
I'm sure this is a joke game. Some joke games can be a rather funny, but this was a flat-out failure. It's not even a game.

Comments
No Icon
Cap'n Coconuts
Apr 3 2015, 3:56 AM
The "game" is funny by virtue of how audacious it is. Even the most inept game designers knows that they ought to submit an executable. Submitting a text file in place of an executable is something no sane person would ever do--it goes beyond ineptitude into a new and bizarre world of audacious ludicrousness.

And now it isn't funny anymore because I had to explain the joke to someone who didn't get it.
 
User Icon
Astrakitu
Apr 3 2015, 5:38 AM
It was an April Fools submission, though.
 
User Icon
Xandalf
Apr 3 2015, 4:21 PM
Quote (Jaden1291 on Apr 3 2015, 5:38 AM)
It was an April Fools submission, though.

I didn't find it funny at all.
Quote (Cap'n Coconuts on Apr 3 2015, 3:56 AM)
The "game" is funny by virtue of how audacious it is. Even the most inept game designers knows that they ought to submit an executable. Submitting a text file in place of an executable is something no sane person would ever do--it goes beyond ineptitude into a new and bizarre world of audacious ludicrousness.

And now it isn't funny anymore because I had to explain the joke to someone who didn't get it.

If you're referring to me as the person who didn't get it, it's not because I don't get the joke. It's because there IS no joke. It's just a stupid text document with no point. Not trying to be a jerk, but everybody who thinks this is funny has a pretty disappointing sense of humor.
 
No Icon
SuperMuppet
Apr 3 2015, 9:08 PM
grr this isnt a game its a txt file thats it time to kil the crator
 
No Icon
Cap'n Coconuts
Apr 4 2015, 2:19 AM
Quote (Xandalf on Apr 3 2015, 12:21 PM)
Not trying to be a jerk, but everybody who thinks this is funny has a pretty disappointing sense of humor.

And now you've insulted the majority of MFGG. You must be trying very hard!
 
User Icon
Xandalf
Apr 4 2015, 5:26 PM
Quote (Cap'n Coconuts on Apr 4 2015, 2:19 AM)
And now you've insulted the majority of MFGG. You must be trying very hard!

It's not my fault that I don't agree with your guys' sense of humor. I just found this document unfunny and really lame.
 
User Icon
lu9
Apr 4 2015, 10:35 PM
Quote (Xandalf on Apr 4 2015, 2:26 PM)
I just found this game unfunny and really lame.

but.... its not a game!!!
 
User Icon
Xandalf
Apr 5 2015, 3:25 AM
Quote (lu9 on Apr 4 2015, 10:35 PM)
but.... its not a game!!!

Whoops. I better fix that.
 
Pages: (1) 1 | Last Unread