Review Information
Game Reviewed Super BRUTAL Mario, by Pickleboy
Review Author RaymanFan1995
Created Jun 10 2014, 12:26 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview
"Super BRUTAL Mario" is by far the worst excuse of a game I've ever played. It's even worse than those cheap mobile ripoff games. The gameplay is incredibly repetitive, as all you're doing is punching Koopa Troopas over and over. The music is completely forgettable; even if you were to listen to it for fifty years straight, you'd still forget how it went five minutes after it stopped. And the graphics... good heavens...
 
Pros + The only pro is that this game is available for all to download. Why is this a pro? Because anyone interested in developing a fan game can use this as an example of what NEVER to do.
 
Cons - The graphics are far too simplistic and look like they were drawn in MS Paint with the default colors.

- There's hardly any animation; mostly everything is just a stationary image.

- The music is entirely forgettable and is just generic MIDI music which, as we should all know by now, is not something we should put in our games.
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
Ridiculously simple, ridiculously repetitive. Nothing even HAPPENS in this game.
 
Graphics
1 / 10
Very simplistic and they look like they were drawn by a five-year-old in MS Paint. There's hardly any animation whatsoever.
 
Sound
1 / 10
The horrible MIDI music and lack of interesting sound effects makes me want to die faster (both figuratively, and literally).
 
Replay
1 / 10
Non-existent. There is absolutely no reason to play this... MISTAKE twice. In fact, five seconds into the game, and you'll regret downloading it. Believe me.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
"BRUTAL" Mario? Really? 2-year-olds could play this game without even getting phased. This game makes even Hotel Mario look like a masterpiece. In fact, I guarantee that most of you who have played this would rather play that.

Comments
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Thegamerguy1986 
May 23 2016, 8:35 PM
Bad review.






That is all
 
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Syr
Jan 30 2018, 2:03 AM
Quote (Thegamerguy1986 on May 23 2016, 8:35 PM)
Bad review.






That is all

Nah, I think it's fair game.
 
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RaymanFan1995
Jan 30 2018, 9:28 PM
Quote (Syr on Jan 29 2018, 9:03 PM)
Nah, I think it's fair game.

Nearly three and a half years after I wrote this review, I've grown a lot as a critic. I've learned how to be more elaborate with explaining my points, and how to be fair while still being constructive. And most importantly, I've learned how to not come across as an angry d-bag and try to write everything in a more calm tone.

That said, I still stand by everything I said here. I do kinda agree with Thegamerguy1986's comment (though I do feel it could've been a bit more specific instead of vague and unhelpful), but I agree with Syr's comment more which is why I'm quoting it.
 
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