Review Information
Game Reviewed Super Mario Bros. Remasted!., by 8-bit Gamer
Review Author Ninji Fan
Created May 24 2008, 2:02 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview
So from a first view I knew this game would be bad. Almost anything that has the game info saying "made with INSERT ENGINE NAME HERE" is going to be bad. SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR GAME!!! Not only that but the screenshot was bad.
The next idea I got of how good this was was from the game itself. The title screen looks ... just... horrible. I can't even explain it.
 
Pros There are sounds.
If that even counts.
 
Cons -The graphics are just a bunch of recolours.
-Level design is short and boring.
-Music is dull and overused.
-Just an engine with nothing added on except horrible graphics and level design.
-The first stage is from the engine itself.
-The background are eye painful because 1 colour bgs with 16 bit sprites (Or just recoloured 8-bit ones, for that matter) are a horrid combo.
-TONS more.
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
Hello's engine with nothing special added on to it. That's the gameplay. The new levels are boring and short, and the end of the level is either running through, not going into, a castle, or touching a pipe. There are very few blocks, coins aren't very often (And if so, they are clustered together in a hard or impossible to reach corner) and the first stage is straight from the engine: the first stage of the classic SMB. yes, Super Mario Bros world 1-1 is world 1-1 to this game. HOW CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL! 1000000....Oh sorry. -100000000000 points for creativity there.

And the title screen... WHAT!? I get the game maker loading screen, then I go to the title. It has no words, and has 2 blocks. One has an N on it and the other an I. So I click the N. Nothing happens. I click the I. Still nothing. It hurt my eyes with the graphics so I wanted to leave the screen. But I couldn't. I hit every button until Mario suddenly jumped. Then I knew what to do. So I moved Mario under the block and jumped. it asked me if I wanted a new game so I said yes. Then I went to the first stage and then when I saw it I thought of how lame this was going to be.

Then I click exit and it says "Do you want to quit this awesome game?" What awesome game!? Where!? I wanna play it! Yup that's what it said.

Gameplay overall gets a one, because it's Hello's engine with nothing new and less the original level design.
 
Graphics
1 / 10
The graphics are the best part of this game! Boring recoloured 8-bit Super Mario Bros Mario with tons of other brand new recolours that take 5 seconds to make! Not to mention the backgrounds and tiles! The backgrounds were perfect! They had 1 colour to them! Wow! I was so happy when I saw that, I've never seen anything like that before! Not only that, but the tiles were recoloured and edited versions of the original Super Mario Bros tiles! Great job! I loved those! The title screen was the best though! Eye bleeding goodness all around! There was a hud inside the blocks at the top of the screen, and all the blocks were in different colours! Not only that, but they were all ordered in a pattern! I had no clue what to do here, but I was supposed to hit these cool new blocks! One had and N on it, the other had an I! the most amazing graphics I've ever seen... NOT.
 
Sound
2 / 10
I gave it a two cause at least there ARE sounds.
But the ones in the game are just old boring Super Mario Bros remixes that are overused to death.
 
Replay
1 / 10
I wish I could put 0... but I can't. Oh well. I trashed this and deleted it from the recycle bin. It's a waste of space.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
WOW. This is the best game ever! Actually, it's one of the worst games. It uses Hello's SMB engine, but it takes the first level out of it, with some stuff added on. Overall this game is a waste of space on one's computer, but I will say it could be a better game if it was improved...alot. I wish the creator good luck in amking thi game a bit better and less eye killing.

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