DJ Coco
The AOL Username Challenge!
Sep 19 2014, 12:20 AM

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Hello, DJ Coco here! Or as you may refer to me now: ~_^deejay_cawcaw42^_~

What's up with the name you ask? It has been AOLified! Every year more than 300,000 people are born with real life AOL Username syndrome. Never heard of it? That's why we must spread awareness now as it's becoming more and more widespread! The people affected by this terrible disease are born with a rare condition that doesn't allow them to be named after any already existing name. Their name can also only consist of valid symbols, no spaces, only underscores are allowed. With horrible names given to them like -__yolo_swaggerboy69__-, these people are often made fun of and bullied at schoool, not to mention the severe side effects of this condition. In case of -__yolo_swaggerboy69__-, enough funds were raised this boy could undergo name change surgery, but even then doctors deemed it too dangerous to remove the 69 from his name!

What can we do to help? We put ourselves in the lives of these people! I introduce to you: the AOL Username Challenge! Pick your old AOL Username or if you don't have one, create one, and go by it! Don't forget to nominate three people who also have to undergo this task after you adapted your new or old name! Change your name on Skype and everywhere where you can! But don't nominate if you don't also donate towards the AOL Username Foundation, which helps support people who are really affected by it.

With this out of the way, here is an update for you guys! In honor of the 120 people that passed away the last 365 days because of Underscore Cancer.

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Double Agent Luigifan
Sep 19 2014, 1:13 AM
I've sent a name change to the site staff!
 
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Miles
Sep 19 2014, 7:10 AM
Hmm... Nah.

There's a name change shortage in some areas anyway.
 
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Mors
Sep 19 2014, 9:38 AM
That thing is infectious. I mean I was normal yesterday. Then somehow my Skype name is changed to "cCc_mors_the_toad64_cCc". It looks like my MFGG name is safe. (for now...)
 
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Astrakitu
Sep 19 2014, 1:09 PM
Heehee, my AOL username is actually Jaden1291, so there's no need for a name change.

And wait a minute - how did you find out about this DJ Coco?
 
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AsteriskX
Sep 19 2014, 7:34 PM
Quote (Jaden1291 on Sep 19 2014, 1:09 PM)
Heehee, my AOL username is actually Jaden1291, so there's no need for a name change.

And wait a minute - how did you find out about this DJ Coco?

Does she have to tell you? Maybe she doesn't want to.
 
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CanofNothing
Sep 20 2014, 12:17 AM
xX_greatcause_ilikehowyourespreadingawareness367_Xx
 
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Nite Shadow
Sep 20 2014, 4:46 PM
NiteV5000
 
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Willsaber
Sep 21 2014, 4:38 AM
I was one of the lucky few who had a natural immunity to this terrible disease. Shortly after birth, it looked like my name was going to be xXxWiliam_SabrexXx, but I managed to get around it.
 
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hamza62240
Sep 21 2014, 8:09 PM
xXx_~Ze_Snake_Block~_xXx
 
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AsteriskX
Sep 23 2014, 1:45 AM
AOL? What does that stand for?
 
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Zero Kirby
Sep 23 2014, 9:41 AM
Quote (AsteriskX on Sep 22 2014, 5:45 PM)
AOL? What does that stand for?

I never thought I'd see the day where someone genuinely had no idea what AOL was.

My, how times have changed.

(It stands for America Online.)
 
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AsteriskX
Sep 23 2014, 6:40 PM
Quote (Zero Kirby on Sep 23 2014, 9:41 AM)
I never thought I'd see the day where someone genuinely had no idea what AOL was.

My, how times have changed.

(It stands for America Online.)

Ha. That's pretty funny, I don't think I've ever seen or heard of that. I actually tried to find what it standed for but I never found it.
Edit: oh wait, I did. I must've temporarily forgot.
 
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Fyaro
Sep 24 2014, 12:58 AM
If I were to change my UN to AOL standards, I'd change it to /__\tardisofthecreator/__\
 
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TehMudkipzArmy
Oct 29 2014, 12:45 AM
mah screen name? _gohomeDJCocoyoureonFuzzies_
 
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