Review Information
Game Reviewed Goomba-Go-Squish!!!, by mr.luigi
Review Author Techokami
Created Sep 22 2006, 11:57 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Okay, so it looks like Paper Mario World has a new contender! O_o
 
Pros +Originality
+Obviously inspired by Yoshi Topsy-Turvy. So far, this is the only game I've seen that utilizes some of its concepts, so that's a plus.
 
Cons -EVERYTHING ELSE!
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
Okay, so you're a Chomp Rock, who is charged with the job of Goomba Genocide. You move the rock around to crush Goombas. Too bad the Goombas die when they touch the rock, even if its not moving... And to top it off, there is no rotational limit, so with some finesse, you could probably do a complete 360.
 
Graphics
7 / 10
YI Chomp Rock and Goomba. Black Squirrel's Tileset '06 ledge tiles.

Hey, it works o.o
 
Sound
1 / 10
Ultra-crappy Super Mario RPG MIDI from VGMusic. In all honestly, I figured VGMusic would've deleted crappy MIDIs from their database by now.

Oh, and that's it.
 
Replay
1 / 10
Played it a few times, then forgot about it.
 
Final Words
-1 / 10
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh god why did this get accepted :D

Comments
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bigmariofan1.0
Sep 24 2006, 5:19 PM
How in the WORLD did you give this a -1/10?
Did you gain some weird ability to do that?
 
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Techokami
Sep 24 2006, 6:46 PM
It's something I will not reveal :)
 
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bigmariofan1.0
Sep 24 2006, 10:35 PM
Heheh, I'd be hard pressed to find a game besides this one to give a -1/10 anyways. :)
 
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Ultramario
Sep 28 2006, 10:30 AM
LOL -1 out of 10 LOL
 
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feion2
Oct 12 2006, 10:13 PM
Teachs me

I need know give a -1! XD

You is a Wizard xD
 
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Techokami
Oct 13 2006, 12:36 AM
Quote (feion2 on Oct 12 2006, 6:13 PM)
Teachs me

I need know give a -1! XD

You is a Wizard xD

You do not know English. Please, get away from me and learn how to use spelling and grammar correctly.

And even then, I will never tell anybody how I did this or else it would turn MFGG. M:FM, and ZFGN into review hell.
 
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Jeff Silvers
Oct 19 2006, 11:42 AM
I know it's old news, but I still think it's hilarious that you managed to give this game a negative score. :)
 
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jhsoft
Oct 24 2006, 11:02 PM
LOL -1/10! thats cool!
 
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supermarioluke
Mar 18 2007, 6:29 AM
Omg LOL -1/10
 
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mega yoshi
Nov 22 2007, 5:40 PM
omg! -1/10! hAHAHHHAS this game is good though..i would give it a 6/10
 
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Twistendo
Dec 31 2007, 5:41 PM
-1/10
Rofl
 
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Myuu
Jun 20 2009, 2:43 PM
Obviously he just used his special admin powers to bypass the laws of physics. Cheater!
 
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Techokami
Jun 20 2009, 7:34 PM
Quote (Myuu on Jun 20 2009, 10:43 AM)
Obviously he just used his special admin powers to bypass the laws of physics. Cheater!

This was before I became admin.
 
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Double Agent Luigifan
Mar 18 2012, 7:05 PM
-1/10
Funny,
but, THAT FACE, I SAW IT SOMEWHERE.
I forgot what it was from though.
(Some kind of meme?)
EDIT:
Although -1/10 is funny,
I don't agree with your final score.
-1/10 means the game does not start up,
0/10 means the game does not work when it starts up,
1/10 means it barely works.
And as you can see, this game is playable,
so it should deserve a higher score.

Also, while it falls short, it is quite decent,
better than games like Goomball.
 
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Mariofan1122
Jul 13 2015, 8:50 PM
Quote (Techokami on Sep 24 2006, 6:46 PM)
It's something I will not reveal :)

PLEASE! For the love of spaghetti,PLEASE tell me! ;n;
 
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Crash Kandicoot
Sep 8 2015, 10:29 PM
lol, best mod out there
 
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radgamer
Feb 13 2016, 10:41 AM
Quote (Techokami on Sep 24 2006, 6:46 PM)
It's something I will not reveal :)

Selfish...
 
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TheTwelfthRocket
Mar 1 2016, 8:16 PM
Quote (radgamer on Feb 13 2016, 4:41 AM)
Selfish...

Quote (Techokami)
I will never tell anybody how I did this or else it would turn MFGG. M:FM, and ZFGN into review hell.

 
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